Copier Humor

Copy Tech

2006-12-15T09:09:00.000-08:00

Again, we're doing our duty to bring you the latest in copy machine jokes. We know humor folks and this isn't it.

But after a long day of dealing with xerox copiers or customers demanding color copies at a breakneck speed- sometimes even the worst jokes are a nice chance of pace. And so, without further ado, here is Wednesday's Copier Joke.

When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager had the receptionist call in a local repair service.

The friendly technician, after inspecting the equipment, informed the receptionist that the machine was only in need of a good cleaning. The copier tech suggested that someone might try just reading the operator's manual and perform the job themselves, since it would cost much if he did the work.

The receptionist said she would relay this info back to the office manager, but she was truly surprised by his candor so she asks, "Does your boss know you are discouraging business?"

"Actually, my boss demands we explain this to all our customers," he replies to the receptionist. With a wink he adds, " Anyway, after people try first to fix things themselves, we end-up making much more money on repairs."

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Wednesday's Copier Joke

2006-12-14T17:54:00.000-08:00

It's not too often that we come across copier jokes, and so we feel obligated to share them, even if they are the very reason that not too many copy machine jokes exist. Please allow us to present Wednesday's copier joke...

A young executive was working late, trying to impress his boss. As he was leaving the office at 7 p.m., he found the CEO standing in front of the document shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary left hours ago. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive.

Excited with the opportunity to kiss up to the man, he turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO, "I don't know what I would have done without you."

As his paper disappeared inside the machine the relieved CEO said, "Now, I just need one copy."

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What Do You Use Your Xerox Copier for?

2006-12-14T17:51:00.000-08:00

Xerox copiers have been used for just about everything. We've had people who want to use Xerox Docutechs to make labels and Xerox DocuColor machines to create direct mail pieces. We've talked to printers and copiers about the incredible number of uses for the Xerox Docuprint Series. However, we have never received a call for a copier to be used in quite the following way...

For fans of NYPD Blue and Homicide: Life on the Street, the following interrogation methods might sound familiar. For the rest of us, here's a unique way to use your copy machine. A man was refusing to talk about a crime in which he was the primary suspect. Although the suspect was not the brightest light, his stubborn nature had prevented detectives from learning if he was involved in the crime he was being held for.

The policeman wheeled in an electric mixer wired to a copy machine, asking the suspect if he would mind taking a lie detector test. The suspect agreed. Each time the suspect answered and the policeman thought it was a lie, he hit the 'copy' button on the copier. The sheet, which had been placed inside the copier before it was brought into the room, was duplicated. Only one word was on that sheet- "Lie." The suspect confessed to the crime, believing he was caught by the lie detector test.

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